weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal
what do u mean fake
SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)
and they were all out celebrating
and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them
and he…went with them
How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe
bury me with my headphones so I can still listen to twenty one pilots when I’m dead
it took me a while to figure out what was wrong
THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all